December 2011
Reblog if you've swallowed gum and lived.
chaystar:
pirksa:
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
lolsofunny:
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
Dear 2012, Please let me meet One Direction.
directioner4-life:
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
My goal:
Become skinny and go to a beach, find a boat, find a stranded island, sail to island with a boy, live on fish and fruits and become healthy, build my own house out of natural resources and have one child named Paddy with the boy when I turn around 20, then go back home and have a nice life with a husband, a child and being sexy as fuck